No homo, right?

John doesn’t particularly care about getting bigger or gaining weight, it really doesn’t bother him all that much because hey as long as the kid’s healthy w/e and anyway this means he can eat all the gushers and ice cream he wants without feeling guilty

But Dave has it in his head that John is gonna be super self conscious about himself so he takes every opportunity to tell John how gorgeous and hot and sexy he still is and John is just like okay Dave that’s nice can you go get me some Reeses pieces and olives please